“I used to believe in destiny, you know? I’d go to the bagel place, see a pretty girl in line, reading my favorite novel, whistling the song that’s been stuck in my head all week and I’d think, ‘Wow, hey, maybe she’s the one’. Now I think, ‘I just know that bitch is going to take the last whole wheat everything bagel.’”
I remember watching this episode and thinking how scary it was that I could relate to this quote…
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I wanted a place to collect all my smoothie recipes and this was it!
The first 4 use Greek yogurt and frozen berries to make protein packed recovery shakes.
The second group of 4 use fresh fruits and frozen banana for a rich, creamy texture.
The last group of 4 are green smoothies! They all use yogurt for added protein and spinach for extra nutrients!
Out of all of these, the Raspberry Peach Recovery Smoothie, Cinnamon peach, and Not so Chunky Monkey were definitely my favorites. I have a small, cheap portable blender and love throwing together a quick smoothie to take to class with me! :)
There’s more healthy snack recipes here. :)
This will be the summer of smoothies.
I just died reading this. “PS you’re not even my type” is totally my favorite part. Ah, the joys of neighbors…
Ahahahaohhhhgod, I love these.
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Whole Wheat Honey Banana Muffins
These muffins are delicious and have a great texture, and they are 100% healthy! No refined flour or sweeteners. This recipe makes a lot of muffins, but it is easily halved for a smaller group. To make the muffins lower in fat,…
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Stephen Colbert on Oreo’s “Gay” Cookie Agenda
HOW DID HE DO THIS AND KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE THE WHOLE TIME. I LOST IT AT ‘LICKING THEIR CREAM OFF’.
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Mister Rogers Remix of the Day: PBS has teamed up with video mashup wiz John D. Boswell (melodysheep) to bring us this tribute to the late Mister Rogers, the first in a series that will pay homage to our childhood icons.
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Refurbish a desk or other furniture with a new coat of paint, and maybe some designs on the drawers.
